I know what dude I am. I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!

you go linus!

First of all, those wizards laser’d the crap out of those kids. Second of all, those kids’ shirts are full on Harry Potter. Furthermore to this beer, I once hooked up with this girl, and she had a harry potter.

Language!

Geez.

To this picture I chuckle upon every view.

well it was for me anyway..

Fun!

Santa Claus and Christianity are the same thing.

Santa Claus: Be good and you’ll get presents!

Christianity: Be good and you’ll go to heaven!

Except eventually most people understand Santa Claus is just a story.

I don’t “believe” in Julius Caesar; I understand he existed through multiple, overlapping, and non-contradictory records of his existence. Additionally, there are no claims of Caesar performing supernatural acts. He was just another man.

Perhaps Jesus did exist, but all the stories of miracles and rebirth are simply made up.

The universe is amazing enough without having to believe in a Magic Sky Daddy. Spend your time learning about atomic structures and/or the evolution of galaxies instead of kneeling in church and “worshipping”. Work to expand your understanding beyond the narrow, wrong, and dangerous doublethink of your religion, and you will be a happier person.

Have you ever considered how perverse it is that you WORSHIP anything, let alone one of the most brutal and inhumane execution techniques ever devised? How is your church different from this:

And this:

Is just ridiculous. Why the fancy outfit and golden throne? Is that what Jesus told him to wear?

You’re a ‘funny’ guy!

(I miss cuddling with Linus…)

like that one

No you are not strange looking! Why do you say that?