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she’s so cute: i can’t HANDLE it!

I think she has Linus’ eyes!

Thank you!

Both of those are helpful uses!

We fell in love on Craigslist.

there’s no way i did that twice. i wasn’t That drunk..

Semites! ...a.sdfkjal

Fun!

Santa Claus and Christianity are the same thing.

Santa Claus: Be good and you’ll get presents!

Christianity: Be good and you’ll go to heaven!

Except eventually most people understand Santa Claus is just a story.

I don’t “believe” in Julius Caesar; I understand he existed through multiple, overlapping, and non-contradictory records of his existence. Additionally, there are no claims of Caesar performing supernatural acts. He was just another man.

Perhaps Jesus did exist, but all the stories of miracles and rebirth are simply made up.

The universe is amazing enough without having to believe in a Magic Sky Daddy. Spend your time learning about atomic structures and/or the evolution of galaxies instead of kneeling in church and “worshipping”. Work to expand your understanding beyond the narrow, wrong, and dangerous doublethink of your religion, and you will be a happier person.

Have you ever considered how perverse it is that you WORSHIP anything, let alone one of the most brutal and inhumane execution techniques ever devised? How is your church different from this:

And this:

Is just ridiculous. Why the fancy outfit and golden throne? Is that what Jesus told him to wear?