Thanks mom. You did a fine job gestating me, a task I have ever-increasing respect for.

Drunk, stoned, and suddenly being eaten alive. Merry Chistmas!

Oh, I missed this terra cotta robot. I MISSED HIM!

And: a cool president would be awesome, inspiring, culture-shifting!

COOL IS COOL, dur.

Look at my crotch and my cat’s ass!

You peelin’ potatoes while we sonic alligators makin’ records selling like we smokin’ crack now.

Both of those are helpful uses!

Vibb was mesmerized by giant M&M cookie. In other news: MESMER WAS A REAL DOOD!

i really thought this was a razor for the first 5 times i’d seen it. now i know it’s a tape dispenser, but still really want that frog to lick the hair out of my armpits.

Given the angle and lack of visible you, that’s my guess.