Perhaps most appalling is that these painted people will never read the Mail, enjoying such phrases as

“The mother-of-four, who now weighs in around nine and a half stone, has previously said she’s determined to get down to lose another stone to get back down to her pre-pregnancy size.”

and

“The Midnight Cowboy star eagerly flashed his smile at a DVD launch of Dirty Harry in Los Angeles, revealing a rather unsightly leftover green stuck in between his teeth.”

This is a hot photograph of a hot fucking woman.

One Corona, Two Corona, Three Corona…Four!

(Photos or it didn’t happen, right?!)

It IS a Super Tuesday!

Yay!!!

Ah… you’re great too! And yours are the first nipples to grace my blog!

Huzzah!

that is a very strange photo.

Please draw a picture of that.

And yes, Sophie, awesome!

One day I will use my passport… to adventure.

While I was writing that comment, Vibble puked and then laid her face in it and went to sleep. That’s what MY kid makes right now.

Link fixed, thank you!!