Perhaps most appalling is that these painted people will never read the Mail, enjoying such phrases as

“The mother-of-four, who now weighs in around nine and a half stone, has previously said she’s determined to get down to lose another stone to get back down to her pre-pregnancy size.”

and

“The Midnight Cowboy star eagerly flashed his smile at a DVD launch of Dirty Harry in Los Angeles, revealing a rather unsightly leftover green stuck in between his teeth.”

what is all that about. seems like I ask you that a lot.

Full on!

Best review: This item is sadly missing some key elements such as a cane and gold teeth. Instead I will have to buy my son the hooker costume and make him a truck-stop tranny.

Oh of course not! I’m just aware of my fellow two-wheeled friends.

this one…is great.

love. of all kinds.

I would totally do him.

i do believe we should go there…..

you need to read .a new earth.